You had me well before "hello"

I've decided to begin by describing my amazement, wonderment and newfound fascination for a Police Procedural (crime) television series called White Collar, which was first introduced to Australian televisions everywhere only this week, premiering Wednesday night.

Before I go on, here is a picture of one of the two main characters, Neil Caffrey (Matthew Bommer).

Talk about droolfest?! I could spend years swimming in those blue eyes, or stroking the stubble on his chin. But of course now you presume that I'm obsessed with the man, thus explaining my fascination for the programme. You couldn't be further off the beaten track.

Although his surly and ruggedly handsome good looks may have drawn me in like a vulture to fresh meat, my love of crime writing sucked me right into the middle of the story. In fact, during 2009 I chose to study 'Crime Writing' as my elective in Extension English classes, which has only added green leaves and branches to my already out-of-control bushfire-like love of crime fiction.

I suppose I should also add that my dad is a detective, and he does a lot of white collar work himself (dealing with frauds and other hineous crimes). It's all very secret of course, and I never hear a thing!

In any case, the first episode held me as a hostage to the lounge chair. For those who follow my line of thought, and might find themselves becoming profoundly interested in this incredible TV series, I've done my homework for you...

And I quote: "Neal Caffrey is a con-man who was captured after a three-year game of cat-and-mouse. With four months left after serving a four-year sentence, he escapes from a maximum security federal prison to find Kate, his girlfriend. Peter Burke, the FBI agent who captured Caffrey, catches him again. This time, Caffrey gives Burke information about evidence in another case; however, this information comes with a price: Burke must have a meeting with Caffrey. At this meeting, Caffrey proposes a deal: he will help Burke catch other criminals as part of a work-release program. Burke agrees, after some hesitation. Within a day of being released from prison, Caffrey already lives in one of the most expensive houses in Manhattan, after convincing an elderly widow to rent him her guest room. After catching the elusive Dutchman, Caffrey has proven to Burke that he will help him, and that he won't try to escape again. However at the same time, Caffrey is still looking for his girlfriend, whom he believes is in trouble..."

Watch it. Watch it now.